Death, where is thy sting?

It's amazing the sort of things you find at work, while you're looking for whimsical news stories to lighten the tone of the paper you edit.

Such as this: the Men of Mortuaries calendar, which "features cheesecake photos of twelve muscle-bound morticians, funeral directors, and crypt keepers." Presumably, women and gay men are dying to meet these guys. Fnar fnar.


I don't know whether to laugh hysterically, or hide under my desk and howl...